I'm sorry for the dearth of posts as my apologies there are two pictures of taylor from her concert! <3 I am a taylor swift convert yes.
Anyway i haven't been blogging because last week was a whirlwind of having to pass up projects and meet deadlines and next week are my midterms so i'll be burried in the books these next few days. Come get me.

duchenne smiles

So today was a day of mishaps. Not in a bad way. But i think my abs are secretly sprouting under my layers of insulation because jane and i laughed so much i think a man at the opposite table from us at KFC might have termed us as 'Shen jing bing' but he might also have been talking about other things HOPEFULLY. haha. i don't want to be labelled crazy just because we're more prone to violent silent laughter.

Anyway we were laughing about the boob song that we created maybe eons ago which i will not write here because it would have to be censored. No not really. But even then its kind of gross and i don't think anyone but jane and i will be able to appreciate the humour. It's supposed to be sung along to the 'do you ears hang low' tune yeahuh. So cue laughter. Then somehow we got to the topic of intestines and sausages and jane thought that intestines were a body organ that was so long it could go around the world. Cue more laughter because after she said it there was a momentary pause and we both realised there was no way we could stuff so much inside of us no matter how folded or covoluted our intestines were. For geeks and the interested, the earth's circumference is apparently 40,075.16 km around the equator. Whatever that means. And I'm very sure Lasso is not pronounced lasoo. That joke's only funny if you were there aye.

And then the most epic joke of all, Jane and i were supposed to take the train back to buonavista, but instead we took the train in the wrong direction and we only noticed when we got to the next station and The Voice announced 'outram park station' like BOOM we were so horrified we were overwhelmed with more laughter. It didn't help that a few seconds ago i was looking at the flashing lights above the door and i was like omg are we going in the right direction, then i changed my mind and thought it was the right one. HAHAHAH:D

i hope people had duchenne smiles reading about our retardedness.
TATA <3!

digital what?

I just typed out the introduction to my NM paper. I'm so joyful i could dance.

il est douze heures dix-sept.

Back to wednesday

I AM IN LOVE WITH TAYLOR SWIFT'S THIRD ALBUM and i'm still riding on the high that was her concert on wednesday NO SHIT paul and yammy you two make the best concert going friends ever when it comes to mainstream!

So so suck your toe here's a recap!

I left french class early that day and did my miraculous changing act in the car. I tried to put eyeliner in the dark but it was a bit too iffy hahaha so i just put lipstick! My zara goat shirt is probably still suffering from the trauma of being tugged out of shape so that i could get my arm out but YAY it was worth it because at least i looked more presentable for a concert. haha Natalie's outfit put me to shame so i decided last minute to change. Got there and clambered up some staircase and miraculously found the north entrance and i wasn't late! For taylor swift herself anyway. I missed sezairi but thats not so much of a big deal i didn't even know he was opening. And after that for the next one and a half hours it was pure HIGH and ADRENALINE. We were singing along to anything we could and paul was just screaming about taylor's legs (they were very very long) and how we were sooooo close but not close enough to touch her or get her gloves and guitar picks (we were hysterical when she flung them into the crowd) and we were taking videos and screaming (hello hoarse voices) somemore. TAYLOR SWIFT has my respect hahaha.

i'm going to try to recap her set list but not necessarily in order:

speak now/ the story of us/ back to december- she looked like she was on the verge of crying when she sang this and someone in the crowd yelled 'don't cry taylor!' /enchanted/dear john/ sparks fly/ you belong with me/ fearless / love story- closing song walawalawala what can i say fantastical magical walawalawala and okay maybe she sang more but i can't really remember them at the moment. i'm too distracted by the fact that its 12.05am in the morning on 14th of february!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY<3!

I'll put in TS concert pictures later muacks.

ZOMG

This has been an awful(and every other permutation/synonym related to that word) start of the week for me. I would like to become a sea cucumber and sink to the bottom of the ocean and never resurface.

MORE ON THAT LATER.

{edit}
Okay i'm feeling a lot less stressed right now. And if i have to reccount why i'm spazzing out i think it might just come out as an uncomprehensive garble but i'll try anyway. I HAVE AN NM PROJECT THAT I HAVE TO PASS UP BY BEXT THURSDAY THAT FREAKING INVOLVES A 5 PAGE PAPER AND WE HAVE TO HAND OUT SURVEYS/ SICK TAYLORSWIFT'S CONCERT IS TOMORROW AND I WILL UNDOUBTEDLY DEFINITELY BE LATE FOR IT/MIDTERMS ARE COMING IN 3 WEEKS/FRENCH OH GOD FRENCH.
I want to become a sea cucumber. I'll sink to the bottom of the sea and never resurface. Also no one wants to work with sea cucumbers. I'll get to do the project all by my lonesome self and while some people think thats insane i actually think its kind of comforting in the sense that i get to make my own decisions and hell yeah i'll take responsibility for whatever grade i get but at least things get done ASDLKFJDSL.
my moodiness/grouchiness is back.

nomnomnom

OOPS i'm sorry i haven't been posting, or spamming looking at the number of posts i got through before CNY madness decided to hit. The past few days have been a blur of visiting, eating and more visiting! It is the one time of the year i get to gorge myself silly on pineapple tarts and i found out yesterday that each pineapple tart contains like 180calories. Say HELLO to CNY weight gain all you chinese people out there.

But somehow i feel like i'm actually enjoying this year's CNY somewhat more than the past 2 years or so. Maybe its because my cousins and i are finally on the same wavelength given the eeny age gap between us which seemed so significant when i was all mature(cue laughter) in JC and they were still tiny tots floundering in lower secondary and primary school. But now we have common topics to converse YESSS i am consumed with delight:D

So for my own amusement i shall recap my past 3 days:
wednesday- stayed at home the whole day to bum around and catch up on my studies which i had flung to the furthest corner of my bit of a brain. Watched tv, i managed to catch the second episode of Glee on starworld. Had reunion dinner at Auntie Chris's, small oranges, money bags, bubble blowing, video and photo spamming, facebook stalking. Watched more tv when we got home which was pretty late actually.
Thursday- woke up late and horrified that i woke up so late. Went to mama's/jeekohpoh/eepoh's house to visit. more phototaking and video spamming. angpow collecting. lots of yeo's chrysanthamum tea. discussion about the merits of driving a continental car which omg is by golly very very heavy compared to the car i learnt to drive with. eating eating eating.
Friday- Went to uncle robert's for lunch. Second round of yusheng. I got to meet my adorable nephews and i just want to squish their cheeks and cuddle them to oblivion, one of them actually has a fb page at 3half years old eeep. talk talk talk blah blah blah. more stuffing of hamster food HAHAHA actually they were cashew nuts.
and finally today i played mahjong for the whole day. I'm not proud of it, i'm currently consumed, overwhelmed, drowning in guilt for having abandoned my studies for the 3rd day running. But on the bright side i won the game more times than anyone else at the table so eat that suckers! (:

bon nouvelle a chinois!

la pluie

It's been raining nonstop since Saturday evening! Seriously its NOT NORMAL.
I had the weirdest of weirdass dreams last night and since i'm on a mission to be like christine and recount as many dreams i have as possible, deep breath here goes:
(feel free to laugh at any point in time, reflecting on my dream i realise it is quite ridonkulous and improbable:D )

So i'm walking in a shopping centre with Sidney and Jinghan and suddenly we're ambushed by chem madam to help her teach her class. But when we walk in she starts to give out blue and green m&ms to her class and there is a projection on the canvas screen on protecting the earth and because its so strange sidney jinghan and i walk out into the mall and we see this guy running on a treadmill suspended in the air. The guy is clutching shopping bags and running and we think its so cool. We continue walking after awhile and some how end up at a party where there is a dj spinning. Halfway through however, the music gets cut and the dj happily pipes into the microphone that someone wants to profess his love and suddenly theres seth yeak walking over with a piece of paper stating that 'Ravoli loves you' on a paper and he passes it to me and i'm like ohmygosh who is Ravoli and i have no idea what to say in response so i'm consulting my friends with a frenzy because the whole room is waiting for me to say something before the party can proceed and i'm on the verge of saying no when i'm pushed into a separate room where there is this guy channel surfing and i just know that he had to be ravoli and because he looked more than deccent i decided to say yes. (i see my superficial streak rearing its ugly head in this dream haha. ) We hug and suddenly i'm in a room eating with his family and they are planning for his birthday which falls on 22 august and he was born in 1987. I'm completely clueless as to what to do and i haven't bought a birthday present so i go into a hyper frenzy and then i think i woke up.

Okay the laugh fest is over!

I have to go to school by 8am tomorrow and i probably should be getting ready for bed about now. Astons tomorrow! YUM MUM MUM. and i'm skipping day 4 of the blogging challenge because i'm lazy and because i'm not relly interested in blogging about it. Religion's good if it brings you solace and comfort and guidance. YAY.